Your workload
Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.
Office Manager: That’s great, I’ll take two of them.
Sheep with no legs
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud!
New father
The new father ran out of the delivery room and announced to the rest of his family waiting for the news, “We had twins!”
The family was so excited, they immediately asked, “Who do they look like?”
The father paused, smiled and said, “Each other.”
Short term memory
A man goes to see his doctor because of a problem he is having concerning his memory. The man tells the doctor “I have been having lots of problems remembering things that happened in the past couple of hours, you know, my short term memory.” The doctor replies “How long has this been going on?” The puzzled man looks back at the doctor and says “How long has what been going on?”