Your Honor
“Haven’t I seen your face before?” a judge demanded, looking down at the defendant.
“You have, Your Honor,” the man answered hopefully. “I gave your son violin lessons last winter.”
“Ah, yes,” recalled the judge. “Twenty years!”
Almost human
“I’ve invented a computer that is almost human,” said Dr. Frankenstein to Igor.
“You mean it can think?” asked Igor.
“No, but when it makes a mistake, it puts the blame on some other computer.”
How many
Q: How many Microsoft-programmer do you need to change a lightbulb ?
Ans: 399. The first writes: WinGetLightBulb Handle, the second WinQuery StatusLightBulb, the third WinGetLightSwitch Handle…………
Use a pencil
Doctor my son swallowed my pen, what do I do?
Use a pencil until I get there.