Without using tables
TEACHER: Lissa, why are you doing your math multiplication On the floor?
LISSA: You told me to do it without using tables!
Enough
Q.: Should I have a baby after 37?
Ans.: No, 37 children is enough.
Drink a lot
I drink a lot, on Thursdays.
Brain scan
A man goes to the hospital for its brain scan.
According to the results:
In his left brain no one’s right
And in his right brain nothing’s left