Supermodel and Pizza
Return his samples
A salesman who was out on his territory had a heart attack in his motel room and died. The motel manager called the salesman’s company and related the tragedy to the sales manager.
The sales manager received the news in a nonchalant manner and told the motel manager, “Return his samples by freight and search his pants for orders.”
That’s the quickest way
The local scratched his head. “Are you walking or driving?” he asked the stranger.
“That’s the quickest way.”
How far do you want to see
A man goes to an optician asking for help about his shortsightedness.
The optician invites the man to go outside the shop, points to the sun and asks the man what that is. The man somewhat stunned replies obviously: that’s the sun! Thereafter the optician asks: but how far do you want to see?