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‘No,’ said Mom. ‘It’s glue.’
‘I thought so,’ said Lissa.
‘I wondered why I couldn’t get my hat off today.’
“Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?” enquired the teacher with a sneer.
“Well, actually I don’t,” said the student, “but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.”
The barber’s client looked depressed, so the barber told him, “Cheer up. I knew a guy who owed $6,000 he couldn’t pay. He drove his vehicle to the edge of a cliff, where he sat for over an hour. A group of concerned citizens heard about his problem and passed a hat around. Relieved, the man pulled back from the cliff’s edge.”
“Incredible,” said the client. “Who were these kind people?”
“The passengers on the bus.”