Spanish patient and an English doctor
A Spanish patient goes to an English doctor.
Doctor: “What is it that’s brought you here?”
Patient: “An ambulance. Why?”
Shut down
The police shut down the gym, for running a body house.
Thanks boss
Tim goes to see his supervisor in the front office.
“Boss,” he says, “we’re doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic and the garage, moving and hauling stuff.”
“We’re short-handed, Tim” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the day off.”
“Thanks, boss,” says Tim “I knew I could count on you!”