Pay like everyone else
Patient: Will you treat me?
Doctor: Absolutely not! You’ll have to pay like everyone else.
Warning label
Q: What’s another name for the ‘Intel Inside’ sticker they put on Pentiums?
A: The warning label.
An econometrician and an astrologer
An econometrician and an astrologer are arguing about their subjects.
The astrologer says, “Astrology is more scientific. My predictions come out right half the time. Yours can’t even reach that proportion”.
The econometrician replies, “That’s because of external shocks. Stars don’t have those”.
Case of Beer
A Canadian bloke is walking down the street with a case of beer under his arm.
His friend Randy stops him and asks, “Hey Dave! Whatcha got that case of beer for?”
“Well, I got it for my wife, you see?” answers Dave.
“Wow,” exclaims Randy, “Great trade.