“I’ve been insulted,” she sobbed. “Your mother insulted me.”
“My mother!” he exclaimed. “But she is a hundred miles away.”
“I know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it.”
He looked stern, “I see, but where does the insult come in?”
“In the postscript,” she answered. “It said: ‘Dear Alice, don’t forget to give this letter to George’.”
Golfing lesson of teacher
“Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?” she asked the instructor.
“P-u-t-t is correct,” he replied.
“Put means to place a thing where you want it. Putt means merely a vain attempt to do the same thing.”