How old are you Father
Father(angrily):’You are fit for nothing, How long can one live without brains?’
Son : ‘I don’t know, by the way how old are you father?’
Give your Father a big hug
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark
secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole
truth” even when you don’t know anything.
The boy decides to go home and try it out. As he is greeted by his mother at the front door
he says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t
tell your father.”
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I
know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word
to your mother.”
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day, when he sees the mailman at his
front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
The mailman drops the mail, opens his arms and says, “Then come give your FATHER a big hug!”
I enjoyed your last letter
One student fell into a cycle of classes, studying, working and sleeping.
Didn’t realize how long he had neglected writing home until he received the following note:
“Dear Son, Your mother and I enjoyed your last letter. Of course, we were much younger then,
and more impressionable. Love, Dad.”
Bankers
Bankers do it risk-free.
Bankers do it just for money.
Bankers charge a fee each time they do it.
Bankers do it with varying rates of interest.
Bankers do it with a penalty for early withdrawal.