Break Fail
Husband (in car): Why you drive so fast?
Wife replies, Break fail, so before accident let reach at home .
Astronauts
US scientist and Russian scientist
US scientist says that we will our Astronauts to the Moon.
Russian scientist replies that we are going to send our Astronauts to the Sun.
US scientist gets shocked and tells that it is impossible
So, Russian scientist says that we r going to send them at night
Wrong Man
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, ‘Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?’ The other replied, ‘Yes, I am, I married the wrong man.’