Interested in making money
“Why do you say that?”
“Listen to this from his bill: ‘For waking up at night and thinking about your case: $36′.”
The boss of the house
Husband 2: Wow, that’s great. Is it for drinking or bathing?
Husband 1: It was for washing the dishes.
A: You have to hollow out the head.
Three athletes were standing in line waiting to enter the Olympic Village. The first guy is carrying a discus, and he walks up to the guard and says, ‘Soviet Discus Team.’ The guard says pass. The second guy is carring a vaulting pole, and he walks up to the guard and says, ‘East German Pole Vaulting Team.’ The guard says pass. The third guy is carrying a rolled up chain-link fence on his shoulder, he walks up to the guard and says, ‘Polish Fencing Team.’ ‘Pass…