I am not excited at all
That’s your father
‘Who’s this guy on the beach with you, with all the muscles and curly hair?’
‘That’s your father.’ said the mother.
The boy seemed astonished as he said to his mom, ‘Then who’s that old
baldheaded fat man that lives with us now?’
I feel better today
Doctor: Don’t worry, we’ll put a stop to that!
What are the chances
Patient: “What are the chances of my recovering doctor?”
Doctor: “One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten
people die of the disease you have. “Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated;
the others all died.”