I am not excited at all
“Why are you so excited?”, the surgeon asked the patient that was about to be anesthetized.
“But doc, this is my first operation.”
“Really? It’s mine too, and I am not excited at all.”
That’s your father
A young boy was looking through the family album and asked his mother,
‘Who’s this guy on the beach with you, with all the muscles and curly hair?’
‘That’s your father.’ said the mother.
The boy seemed astonished as he said to his mom, ‘Then who’s that old
baldheaded fat man that lives with us now?’
I feel better today
Patient: Doctor, doctor, I feel better today! The only thing still bothering me is my breathing!
Doctor: Don’t worry, we’ll put a stop to that!
What are the chances
Patient: “What are the chances of my recovering doctor?”
Doctor: “One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten
people die of the disease you have. “Yours is the tenth case I’ve treated;
the others all died.”