Everybody wants
A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read.
Difference between
Do you know the difference between genius and stupid?
“Genius has its limits.”
Only one
At a popular port all the crew applied for leave except one.
“What’s the matter,” asked an officer. “Are you the only one who doesn’t have a wife in this port?”
“No,” was the reply, “I’m the only one who has.”
Going to Hawaii
One day a boy asked his grandpa “grandpa make a frog sound”
The grandfather asked why?
The boy said, “Grandma says when you croak we are going to Hawaii”