Jokes – Decorated Court, What are you doing here, Cost and Short term memory loss

Decorated Court

judgeThe defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, “I dont recognize this court!”
“Why?” asked the Judge.
“Because you’ve had it decorated since the last time I was here.”

What are you doing here

woman with fridgeA woman went to open her refridgerator, finding a rabbit sitting inside.
“What are you doing here?” she asked.

“Isn’t this a Westinghouse?” asked the rabbit.

“Yes, it is.”

“Well, I’m westing.”

Cost

costIf the cost of something is an arm and a leg, would it be less if it costs a hand and a foot?

Short term memory loss

doctor patientThe doctor comes in and tells his patient he has some good news and some bad news, the good news is that you don’t have cancer, the bad news is that you have short- term memory loss. Then the patient says, “But do I have Cancer?”