Brain scan
A man goes to the hospital for its brain scan.
According to the results:
In his left brain no one’s right
And in his right brain nothing’s left
Bunk Classes
Life Taught Me Lot Of Lessons………
But I Bunked Those Classes Too……
I’m better than you
How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?
“Hi. Nice to meet you. I’m better than you.”
The World’s Strongest
After ordering a milkshake, a man had to leave his seat in the restaurant to
make a telephone call. Since he didn’t want anyone to take his drink, he
took a paper napkin, wrote on it, “The World’s Strongest Weightlifter,” and
left it under his glass.
When he returned from making his call, the glass was empty. Under it was a
new napkin with new writing that said: “Thanks for the treat!” It was
signed, “The World’s Fastest Runner.”