Applied for a job
A man applied for a job as an industrial spy. Together with several other applicants, he was given a sealed envelope and told to take it to the fourth floor. As soon as the man was alone, he stepped into an empty hallway and opened the envelope. Inside, a message read: “You’re our kind of person. Report to the fifth floor Personnel Office.”
Snakes don’t have
A telephone rang
“Yes, it is,” came the reply.
“Thank goodness! Could you call 9-1-1 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone.”