6 Cakes with one candle
Mother:You are 6 years today. Happy Birthday!
Tim: Thank you,ma.
Mother:Would you like a cake with 6 candles on it for your party?
Tim: I’d rather have 6 cakes with one candle.
It’s pretty good
A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough, his Father asked him what he thought of Army life.
“It’s pretty good Pa. The food’s not bad, the work’s easy but best of all, they let ya sleep real late in the morning.”
Parking lot
You know you’re over the hill when getting “lucky” means you remember where you left your car in the parking lot.
Not for you
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you!