Psychology
A new teacher is trying to make use of her Psychology courses. She starts her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks you’re stupid, stand up.”
After a few seconds, little Rocky stood up.
The teacher said, “Do you think you’re stupid, Rocky?”
“No, ma’am,” he says, “but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself.”
Doberman
A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar
in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, “Um, err,
which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside
to the parking meter?”
A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body
hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on
his stool, looked down at the quivering little man
and said, “It’s my dog. Why?”
“Well,” squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous,
“I believe my dog just killed it, sir.”
“What?” roared the big man in disbelief. “What in the
hell kind of dog do you have?”
“Sir,” answered the little man, “It’s a four week old
puppy.”
“Bull!” roared the biker, “How could your puppy kill my
Doberman?”
“It appears that he choked on it, sir.”
Parochial school
A priest at a parochial school, wanting to point out the proper behavior for church, was trying to elicit from the youngsters rules that their parents might give before taking them to a nice restaurant.
“Don’t play with your food,” one second-grader cited.
“Don’t be loud,” said another, and so on.
“And what rule do your parents give you before you go out to eat?” the priest inquired of one little boy.
Without batting an eye, the child replied, “Order something cheap.”
Computer Programmer’s poem
99 little bugs in the code,
99 bugs in the code,
Fix one bug, compile it again,
101 little bugs in the code.
101 little bugs in the code,
101 bugs in the code,
Fix one bug, compile it again,
103 little bugs in the code.