Funny Jokes, Humor, Romantic Jokes, Couple Jokes
The son of a technician asks his father: “Daddy, why the sun rises at the east and goes down at the west?”
The technician answers immediately: “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”
“And why it is so hot today?” the kid continues to ask.
“If it’s bothering you, turn it off and then turn on again” [Read more...]
At an international medical conference, and American, a German and a Russian were discussing the shortcomings of their diagnoses.
The American said; “I can’t stand it sometimes, “We treat patients for cancer, and they die of AIDS.” “I know what you mean,” said the German “We treat them for yellow fever; ant it turns out they had malaria.” “We don’t have that problem in our country,” said the Russian doctor. “When we treat patients for a disease, they die of that disease.” [Read more...]
Walking up to a department store’s fabric counter, the pretty girl said, “I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?” “Only one kiss per yard,” replied the male clerk with a smirk. “That’s fine,” said the girl. “I’ll take ten yards.” With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly held it out.
The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer standing beside her, and smiled, “Grandpa will pay the bill.” [Read more...]
Two confirmed bachelors sat talking, their conversation drifted from politics to cooking. “I got a cookbook once,” said one, “but I could never do anything with it.” “Too much fancy work in it, eh?” asked the other. “You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same
way – ‘Take a clean dish.” [Read more...]
What’s another name for the Intel sticker they put on computers?
A warning label. [Read more...]
Camp Counselor: What are you taking home from camp — the train or the bus?
Camper: I don’t think either one would fit through the door. [Read more...]
Little girl: ‘Why does your son say, ‘Cluck, cluck, cluck?”
Mother: ‘Because he thinks he’s a chicken.’
Little girl: ‘Why don’t you tell him he’s not a chicken?’
Mother: ‘Because we need the eggs.’ [Read more...]
A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it says here that you should be wearing glasses.”
The woman answered “Well, I have contacts.”
The policeman replied “I don’t care who you know! You’re getting a ticket!” [Read more...]
Little Lissa came running into the house after school one day, shouting, ‘Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!’
‘That’s great, Sweetheart,’ said her daddy.
‘Come in to the living room and tell me about it.’
‘Well,’ began the confession, ‘I got 50 in spelling, 30 in maths and 20 in science.’ [Read more...]