School
Auntie:Well,Tim,How do you like school?
Tim:Closed. [Read more...]
Jokes – School, It won’t happen to me, Time matter to a pig and Working
January 31, 2012 By
Jokes – She will get angry, I won’t be surprised, Middle of the night and Repair
January 30, 2012 By
She will get angry
A teacher asks a child ‘If your father gives your mom $ 500 and takes back $ 300 what will your mom will get’
Child: She will get angry. [Read more...]
Jokes – 6 Cakes with one candle, It’s pretty good, Parking lot and Not for you
January 29, 2012 By
6 Cakes with one candle
Mother:You are 6 years today. Happy Birthday!
Tim: Thank you,ma.
Mother:Would you like a cake with 6 candles on it for your party?
Tim: I’d rather have 6 cakes with one candle. [Read more...]
Jokes – I don’t want to be the first one, Two cows were talking, Make holy water and I’ll never do that again
January 28, 2012 By
I don’t want to be the first one
Dad : Study
Son : NO
Dad : nobody died of studying
Son : i don’t want to be the first one. [Read more...]
Jokes – Main thing, Real stupidity, Practising the Violin and I knew
January 27, 2012 By
Main thing
A social worker asks a collegue: “What time is it?”
The other one answers: “Sorry, don’t know, I have no watch.”
The first one: “Never mind! The main thing is that we talked about it.” [Read more...]
Jokes – Mental Hospital, Problem, Advice to all and Complete checkup
January 26, 2012 By
Mental Hospital
One press reporter went to a mental hospital to take interview of the mad people he asked a lady ‘is this mental hospital ‘
she said ‘no! it is hospital of mentals , specially for you can’t you see the board ‘ he asked the lady ‘are these all mad ‘
she replied ‘no these all are fine’ [Read more...]
Jokes – Nobel Prize, Sandwich, Three kinds of men and Oops
January 25, 2012 By
Nobel Prize
Economics is the only field in which two people can get a Nobel Prize for saying exactly the opposite thing. [Read more...]
Jokes – Single Person, Two bachelors, Good trade and Computers
January 24, 2012 By
Single Person
Do you know why a room full of married people looks so empty and deserted?
There’s not even a “Single person” in it. [Read more...]
Jokes – Shits on your car, Incredible, Please help me and I don’t care
January 23, 2012 By
Shits on your car
Q. What do you do if bird shits on your car?
Ans. Don’t ask her out again. [Read more...]