Drunk
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge say,s “You’ve been brought here for drinking.” The drunk says, “Okay, let’s get started.” [Read more...]
Jokes of the day – Break Fail, Astronauts and Wrong Man
July 28, 2011 By
Break Fail
Husband (in car): Why you drive so fast?
Wife replies, Break fail, so before accident let reach at home . [Read more...]
Funny Jokes of the day – Nose, Taxi, Homework and Woman’s Talks
July 27, 2011 By
Funny Jokes of the day – Population, Men’s Heart, Dog, Bitch and Puppy
July 26, 2011 By
Population
Teacher (Lecture on Population in India) : After Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.
Funny Jokes of the day – Miser, Drunk and Addiction
July 25, 2011 By
Miser
Tango: I am so miser (kanjoos)that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. [Read more...]
Funny Jokes of the day – Truths about Life, Learned by Young Children, Lawyer on road, People, Jaw security
July 22, 2011 By
Truths about Life, Learned by Young Children
Truths About Life, learned by young children.
1. No matter how hard you try, you can’t baptize cats.
2. When your mom is mad at your dad, don’t let her brush your hair.
3. If your sister hits you, don’t hit back. They always catch the second person.
4. Never ask your 3 year-old brother to hold a tomato.
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Romantic Jokes of the day – Marriage, Computers are female, Girlfriend, Have you got any paper
July 20, 2011 By
Marriage
A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a bit of a game
out of it. He says he’ll bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry. His mother agrees to the game.
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Funny Jokes of the day – Blonde paint job, Reason of Marries, Shady Git, No Health Care
July 19, 2011 By
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
Romantic-Jokes of the day 14/7/2011
July 14, 2011 By
Why not? How many have you?
Raj fell in love with a college girl but did not know how to propose marriage to her.
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