Science Teacher: Oxygen is a must for breathing & for life. It was discovered in 1773.

Blonde Student: Thank God ! I am born after 1773 otherwise, I would have died without it.

A girl comes home with a smart Sardar boy. She introduces Sardarji with her mother.

Mother: So, you want to become my son-in-law?

Funny Sardar: Not really madam, but this is the only way to marry your daughter!

A rich Sardarji needed blood for his ,.

He got it from a poor Bania.

Sardarji gave him 5 million dollars. Once again the Sardar needed blood for surgery.

Bania was more than happy to donated blood again. This time, Sardar just gave him a Cadburies Chocolate. Bania asked the reason.

Sardar: Now I also have Bania blood in my body.

Laloo: Doctor, I don’t remember anything, sometimes on road I even forget if I am going to office from home or going back to home from office.

Psychiatrist: In such a condition, you should check your tiffin. If it is empty then you are going to home, if it is full, you are going to office.

A Haryanvi Tau buys a ticket for Rs 100 and wins the lottery of 1 crore. He goes to claim it.

Haryanvi Tau: I want Rs 1 crore.

Lottery Agent: We give you 10 lakh today. The rest amount will be paid in next 6 months.

Haryanvi Tau: Oh, no! I want all my money right now. If you don’t do it today, then I want my Rs 100 back.

A French husband was returning home after cremating his wife.

He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.

Husband thinks: She must have reached there.

Funny Sharma was filling up application form for a job.

He was not sure what to be filled in column “Salary Expected”.

After much thought he wrote: YES

Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.

Lawyer: Think about it once again. Wives like that are hard to get!