Family Jokes – Friday 31st July 2015

TEACHER: Brian, what’s one plus one?
The kid holds up his fingers and counts two
BRIAN: Two
TEACHER: Good job, what’s three plus three?
The kid holds up his fingers and counts six
BRIAN: Six
TEACHER: good job now put your hands in your pocket and tell me what’s five plus five?
The kid put his hands in his pocket and starts counting in his head and tells the teacher
BRIAN: Eleven

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Family Jokes – Thursday 30th July 2015

This once Pepa said to his auntie, who is on a visit, „Auntie, you’re so ugly!“
Her mother immediately drags him into the kitchen and there scolds him: „You are cad! How could you say such this to your own aunt? Go back for apologize, tell her that you’re sorry!“
Pepa marched into the living room and stood in front of her auntie and said, „Auntie, I’m sorry that you are so ugly.“
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Hindi Jokes – Wednesday 29th July 2015

बेचना है :-
सिर्फ एक साल चला हुवा,
जनवरी 2014 मॉडल,
सिंगल हैंडेड,
एकदम टिपटॉप कंडीशन मे
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2014 का “callender” बेचना है ।
केवल इच्छुक खरीददार व्यक्ति ही संपर्क करे ।
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