Family Jokes – Tuesday 1st September 2015

This week, My phone went dead and I had to contact the telephone repair people. They promised to be out between 8:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m.

When I asked if they could be more specific, the pleasant gentleman asked…

“Would you like us to call you before we come?”

I replied that I didn’t see how he would be able to do that, since our phones weren’t working.

He also requested that we report future problems by email.

I asked him, “Does YOUR email work without a telephone line?”

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Family Jokes – Monday 31st August 2015

An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, ‘I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough.’

‘Pop, what are you talking about?’ the son screams.

‘We can’t stand the sight of each other any longer, we’re sick of each other, and I’m sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell her,’ and he hangs up.

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. ‘Like heck they’re getting divorced,’ she shouts, ‘I’ll take care of this.’ She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at the old man, ‘You are NOT getting divorced. Don’t do a single thing until I get there. I’m calling my brother back, and we’ll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don’t do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?’ and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.

‘Okay,’ he says, ‘They’re coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own fares … Now what do we tell them for Christmas?
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Hindi Jokes – Monday 31st August 2015

एक बादशाह ने ऐलान करवाया के तमाम
शादी शुदा मर्द 2 लाइन में खड़े होंगे..

एक लाइन में वो जो बीवी से डरते हैं और
दूसरी लाइन में वो जो बीवी से नहीं डरते..

बीवी से डरने वालों की लाइन लंबी थी,
जबकि बीवी से ना डरने वालों की लाइन
में सिर्फ़ एक ही आदमी खड़ा था!!

बादशाह उस आदमी के पास गया और
उसको शब्बाशी देते हुए बोला,..
आप ये कैसे समझते हैं के
आप अपनी बीवी से नहीं डरते??

आदमी ने जवाब दिया,-: मालूम नहीं जी,
मुझे तो मेरी बीवी कह कर गयी है की..
“इसी लाइन में खड़े रहना,
बिल्कुल हिलना मत!”..
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